well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Randomize
