I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
tequila makes me forget i have legs
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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