How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I said "one day" and that day is not today
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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