I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's never too late to be topless.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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