Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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