I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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