Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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