we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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