My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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