I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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