Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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