nut hugger
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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