do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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