I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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