WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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