yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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