I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
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Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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