I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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