so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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Oh Jesus.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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