I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.