Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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