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Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.

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"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.

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I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.

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(773): Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could. (773): "We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible. (773): I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive. http://tfl.nu/kn2s

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?

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(314): Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent? http://tfl.nu/oc2y

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You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head

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(617): You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head http://tfl.nu/n3kb

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(812): View more from Indiana

There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.

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(812): There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better. http://tfl.nu/hacu

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(818): View more from California

I'm like cupid

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You're a whore with a bow and arrow

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(818): I'm like cupid (1-818): You're a whore with a bow and arrow http://tfl.nu/a0h0

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.

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(203): I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour. http://tfl.nu/xoad

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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park

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(902): I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park http://tfl.nu/d8es

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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick

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(215): he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick http://tfl.nu/z2ix

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(775): View more from Nevada

Nobody in the ambulance liked me...

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(775): Nobody in the ambulance liked me... http://tfl.nu/5rji

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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.

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(727): He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life. http://tfl.nu/pdok

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(231): View more from Michigan

Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?

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(231): Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again? http://tfl.nu/uf7o

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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward

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(717): It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward http://tfl.nu/5j4d

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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.

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(256): You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No. http://tfl.nu/binp

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Someone came in the potted fern

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(412): Someone came in the potted fern http://tfl.nu/9dts

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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night

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(860): I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night http://tfl.nu/320l

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