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I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.

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(402): I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night. http://tfl.nu/5ggy

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(931): View more from Tennessee

woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?

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New experience?

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(931): woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low? (615): New experience? http://tfl.nu/83n1

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.

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(423): Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you. http://tfl.nu/zkpt

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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro

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yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.

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how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?

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(708): is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro (773): yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house. (708): how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience? http://tfl.nu/hgr9

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.

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(580): Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward. http://tfl.nu/95e7

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you

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(423): You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you http://tfl.nu/8tmy

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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?

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(415): Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking? http://tfl.nu/sizi

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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.

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(401): He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate. http://tfl.nu/dyap

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night

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(859): Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night http://tfl.nu/xjt9

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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.

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(765): I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning. http://tfl.nu/djj8

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(931): View more from Tennessee

All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .

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(931): All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt . http://tfl.nu/vyqq

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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?

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(404): He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind? http://tfl.nu/kg6f

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(316): View more from Kansas

He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.

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(316): He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me. http://tfl.nu/8ei9

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(604): View more from British Columbia

All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD

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(604): All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD http://tfl.nu/xdt2

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(206): View more from Washington

Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.

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(206): Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome. http://tfl.nu/oir7

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