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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Porn is love you can see.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just cut my nipple shaving

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..

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• (310): View more from California

  it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?

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  how high are you?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.

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  19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob

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  Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does

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• (760): View more from California

  MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit

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