dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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