I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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