**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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