ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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