hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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