Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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