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Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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