: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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