Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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