I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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