...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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