Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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