When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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