I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
