Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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