just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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