You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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