the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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