anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
do nipples grow back?
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