i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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