Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
