Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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