YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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