Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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