is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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