Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
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Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
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