But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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