It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize