the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.