Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
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New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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