In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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