therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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