Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
try to milk me bitch
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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