i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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