the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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