I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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