soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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