she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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